Thursday, June 19, 2008

Hitler was a vegetarian painter

For serious. he was.

sometimes i wonder what would have happened if he had been accepted to art school...i mean, i understand why he wasn't...he honestly wasn't all that good, but what if the people on the board of directors that were reviewing his portfolio had the knowledge we do today? would they have said "well, his paintings suck, but if we don't let him in, he's going to go all crazy and take over germany and kill millions of people...so we'll let it slide"?


Exhibit a:


perhaps...i don't know...it makes me sad though...i hear "vegetarian painter" and think to myself "huh...sounds like someone i could be friends with" but it's fucking HITLER, man!!!

i wonder what i would do if i couldn't do art.

i have no other real talents to speak of...i was in orchestra from when i was 8 until my second year of college...i was decent, but not good enough to make a living off of it...i am decent with computers, but again not good enough to make a living. it seems that with the exception of art, most of the things i am good at i am simply mediocre at. i would probably just end up getting a dead end clerical position at some random boring company and wasting my life away waiting for the next smoke break so i can leave my cubicle.

i am happy to say that i know i wouldn't chose the path of mass genocide, though...seems like a bit of an overreaction if you ask me.

maybe the person who voted not to let hitler into the school was jewish. that would explain why he targeted that particular group...still...what a drama queen.

get over it, hitler! oh wait...you're dead...

hmm...no more drunken blogging for me perhaps...